December 2013

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  • Who get the job

    A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The […] More

  • Smart Blonde

    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to […] More

  • Finding Her Place

    On her way back from the theater sitting, a blonde asked a man at the end of the row, “Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?” Man hoping for an apology said, “Indeed you did.” Blonde nodded, and said, “Oh good. Then this is my row.” More

  • Blonde Car Accident

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave […] More

  • Keeping a Secret

    At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let it out some day,” the […] More

  • Free Christmas Tree!

    My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn’t want to pay for a tree and that’s that. He wouldn’t stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn’t have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of […] More

  • Florida orange growers

    Q: Why did Florida orange growers offer O.J. Simpson $3 million? A: To change his name to Apple Juice. More

  • Blonde Crew

    A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up – a crew of five men and a crew of five blonde women. The company cannot decide who to give the job to, so they give the two groups a test. The […] More

  • Wrong Password

    A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing […] More

  • Grandma in Court

    In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me. […] More

  • Devil in the church

    One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I […] More

  • Disease

    A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, “I had tolio as a child.” The wife asks if he means polio. He says, “No, it only affects the toes.” He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. […] More

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