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Who get the job

A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the ... Read More »

Smart Blonde

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz. The ... Read More »

Finding Her Place

On her way back from the theater sitting, a blonde asked a man at the end of the row, “Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?” Man hoping for an apology said, “Indeed you did.” Blonde nodded, and said, “Oh good. Then this is my row.” Read More »

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over ... Read More »

Keeping a Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted. “I hardly think ... Read More »

Free Christmas Tree!

My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn’t want to pay for a tree and that’s that. He wouldn’t stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn’t have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house. Ten minuted later ... Read More »

Blonde Crew

A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up – a crew of five men and a crew of five blonde women. The company cannot decide who to give the job to, so they give the two groups a test. The company boss says, “Each crew ... Read More »

Wrong Password

A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be ... Read More »

Grandma in Court

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your ... Read More »

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