December 2013

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  • Two Brazilians

    A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!” Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk […] More

  • The Lunatic Driver

    One morning a blonde’s husband was watching the traffic report on TV. They were talking about some maniac who was driving along the highway in the wrong direction and disrupting traffic He knew his wife would be on that highway on her way to work and he didn’t want her to get hurt, so he […] More

  • Problem on the Farm!

    A young farmhand is driving around the farm and making repairs to the fences. After a few minutes, he makes a call to his boss on the two-way radio and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of the truck. He’s still wriggling. […] More

  • The Art of Fishing

    Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde. “Well, if your going […] More

  • Intelligent Husband!

    Wife is busy packing her clothes. Man: And where are you going? Wife: I’m moving to my mother. Husband also starts packing. Wife: And where do you think your going? Husband: I’m also moving to my mother. Wife: And what about the kids? Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I’m moving […] More

  • Doctor demented

    A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.” Then the German doctor bragged, “That”s nothing, we can […] More

  • Blonde Counsellor

    A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was […] More

  • Scale Convention

    At the scale manufacturers’ convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight. A smooth-talking representative coaxed a woman onto his scale by promising her that he would not look and that she could even cover the digital display […] More

  • Cheap cat

    One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the ostrich. The cat orders half a pint, and refuses to tip the bartender. The bartender tells them their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78. The […] More

  • Best Sermon

    After years of his wife’s pleading, this rich good ole’ boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher’s sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand. He said, “Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!” […] More

  • Blonde Alternative to Cell Phone

    Blonde: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a cell phone?” Blonde: “They’re too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car.” Psychiatrist: “And do you receive any letters?” Blonde: “No, but I figure […] More

  • Grandpa and Granddaughter

    Granddaughter is sitting on Grandpa’s lap as he reads the paper not paying any attention to her. So she starts studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve and rubs her fingers over the wrinkles and then over her own face and looks more puzzled. She finally asks, “Grandpa, did God […] More

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