January 2014

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  • Confession box!

    A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk […] More

  • A real hurry!

    A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive thirty-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him. Then, without pausing, he downs each one. “Whew,” the bartender remarks, “you seem to be in a hurry.” “You would be, too, if you had what I have.” “What do you have?” […] More

  • Big Decision!

    One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?” “Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.” “That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?” […] More

  • Applause !

    There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn`t then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette […] More

  • Blow the safe !

    Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the […] More

  • For best results

    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms […] More

  • Broken legs…

    At the hospital, there was a man laying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man. Man said, `Will I be ok, Doctor?” The doctor turned to him and said, “Well there is good and bad news.” “Tell me the bad news”, said the man. “Well,” said the doctor, […] More

  • Observation !

    A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. “You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear.” At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger […] More

  • Wedding Speech!

    Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws: My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house… Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines… Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it… Those cooking must keep cooking… […] More

  • 10 Differences between men and women

    1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one […] More

  • When you grow up

    A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to […] More

  • The New Wife

    The new wife was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech: “My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family”, she said “Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your […] More

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