January 2014

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  • Smart student

    One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word ‘P E N I S’ (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word ‘P E N […] More

  • Sick day

    A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialed the employee’s cell phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello.” “Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk […] More

  • How old do you think I am?

    A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?” […] More

  • New experience

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were […] More

  • Sunny morning

    It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he squeaks. Father Bear arrives at the table and sits in his […] More

  • Well, I tried..

    There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid […] More

  • Please Don’t Interfere

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said. “Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more […] More

  • Idea

    Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. Boy: Ok. Girl: Going to night clubs too. Boy: Ok. Girl: and watching soccer with your boys too. Boy: Ok. Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying you. More

  • Free Wife!

    A Pakistani tourist walks in to a top of the line hotel in Dubai and orders a top floor suite. The next day he approaches the receptionist with angry and unpleasant expression, he asked her: You said their will be a free wife in every room why I have not got mine. The receptionist says, […] More

  • Uncle Paul

    Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you don’t have an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brief pause. Uh ok then I […] More

  • What’s wrong

    As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, “Mommy is […] More

  • Witness

    Due to a power failure, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and […] More

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