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  • Secret of a Happy Marriage!

    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or […] More

  • Balloons

    A little boy went shopping with his mother and when she began trying some clothes on in the fitting room, he remarked, “You’ve got big balloons, mum.” “That’s not the right word for them” she replied. “Why do you call them that?” “Because yesterday I saw daddy blowing up the au pair’s.” More

  • Blonde Secretary

    “Did you hear what happened?” Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work. “Hear what” I asked, my curiosity peaked. “The regional vice president died this morning!” “What?!” I asked, totally stunned. “What happened?” “He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack” Jim began explaining. “Everyone was gone […] More

  • Drunkard’s Truth!

    Late one Friday night the policemen spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. “Aye, so I have. ‘Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven […] More

  • Duck Hunting!

    Three doctors went duck hunting and a bird flew overhead. The general practitioner looked at it and said, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck… it’s probably a duck,” and he took a shot at it but missed and the bird flew away. When the next bird came into view, the pathologist looked at […] More

  • Constipation Problem

    An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem. “It’s horrible,” she said, “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.” “I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor. “Yes, doctor,” she replied, “I sit in the bathroom for a 20 minutes in the morning and again at night.” […] More

  • Talented Dog

    A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterward, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign […] More

  • Loving wife

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be […] More

  • Monkey Business

    A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race […] More

  • Biggest Lie

    The priest was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing. “Nothing much, father,” replied one boy. “We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their s*x life.” “Boys, boys, boys!” he scolded. “I’m shocked. When I was your age, I […] More

  • Must help

    Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Smith” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” “Thanks, boss,” says Smith […] More

  • Just Pull the Plug…

    A man and his wife were sitting in the living room. Husband, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his […] More

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