March 2014

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  • Great Writer!

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl […] More

  • A Marriage Made in Heaven

    A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he’ll do his […] More

  • Drunk Biker!

    A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikies, one with his fingers up the bum of the other. “So what’s going on here?” he asks. The bikie replies, “My mate here has […] More

  • Very cold

    On another occasion the car broke down on a very cold winter’s day. “I’ll soon have it mended,” said the man and he jumped out of the car and tinkered about underneath the bonnet. Five minutes later he got back in the car and put his hands between her legs. “It’s so cold out there, […] More

  • In bed waiting

    Julie was in bed waiting for her new lover to strip off. When he did, she was so amazed at the size of his “tool”, she jumped out of bed and rummaged in her handbag.” What are you doing?” said the surprised man. “I’m looking for a pencil, you’ve got to draw the line somewhere.” More

  • Female company

    After spending six months in a desert outpost, the new recruit goes to see his commanding officer. “I’m sorry, Sir, but this place is driving me nuts. If only we had some female company.” “Well, I can’t do anything about that, son,” replies the officer, “but we do have something else. There’s a barrel over […] More

  • The Mail

    There was this guy that lived acrossed from a blonde. He was outside mowing,and here comes the blonde. She goes to her mailbox, opens it, looks inside it, and slams it. In about ten minutes, here she comes again, opens her mailbox, looks in it and slams it shut looking upset. In about 15 more […] More

  • Golf Trouble

    There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didn’t matter what kind of weather it was, he was hooked on a round of golf on his days off. One Saturday he left the house early and headed for the golf course, but it was so bitter cold that he decided he […] More

  • Organic Vegetables

    During a Coffee Break, two men were talking, “My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market garden.” said the first man. “So were you able to find some?” the second man, asked. “Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, ‘These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been […] More

  • Room 24

    The man rang the local mental institution and asked to speak to the patient in room 24. “I’m sorry, sir, room 24 is unoccupied at present.” “Whoopee,” shouted the man. “I did it, I escaped.” More

  • Good luck

    Two astronauts successfully landed on the moon and transmitted their thoughts and feelings back to mission control. They described the moon’s surface, the temperature, the atmosphere and their own feelings of elation at being there. Just as transmission was going off, one of the astronauts was heard to say, “Good luck Mr Collins”. When the men eventually returned to earth […] More

  • Same age

    An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can’t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and still can’t come up with any possible explanation for the […] More

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