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Are X-Rays Bad ?

Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead. “Oh, no!”, cried the lab technician, “Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiation!” “What does that mean?” asked the worried young man. “It’s serious,” replied the technician. “All your children will be lawyers!” Read More »

Whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a ... Read More »

Soap And Water

After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her life. “Have these dishes ever been washed?” Tina asked, running her fingers over the grit and grime. Jim replied, “They’re as clean as ... Read More »

How you do it

As the bus pulled away, Janet realized she had left her purse under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved to find out the driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, several off- duty bus drivers surrounded her. One of the men handed over her pocketbook, two typewritten pages, and a box ... Read More »

The Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s this honey?” the husband inquired ... Read More »

Waiting…

Jim was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. “You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?” “I’m waiting,” Jon said. “Waiting for what?” asked Jim. “Waiting to catch her with a smaller man.” Read More »

Special golf ball

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one. “Are you sure?” the friend persisted. “What happens if you lose that ball?” ... Read More »

Success

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. “Screw me or climb the ladder to success,” she said. No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder ... Read More »

Hospital Rules

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let Sam wheel him to ... Read More »

The Cleaning Bill

Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extreamly drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over his shirt. He looks at his buddy and says “My wife is gonna kill me when I get home,this is a brand new shirt! His buddy looks at him and says “don’t worry,just put ... Read More »

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