2014

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  • Stages of Drunk

    The 5 Stages of Drunkenness Stage 1 – SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are […] More

  • Simple Explanation!

    The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened ?” she asks anxiously. “What happened! I’ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what […] More

  • Love Advice from Men!

    Hi Uncle Tom, I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back to get another car, when I got home I found my husband […] More

  • Communication Skills

    Jack and Mark are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Mark replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?” So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?” The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter […] More

  • What do I look like?

    A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says “who do i look like the plumber?” and never fixed it…. The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says “who do i look […] More

  • Job examination !

    Jill and Pam applied for a single position at a company, and both were given a written exam to determine their qualifications. When the exams were scored, it was found that both applicants missed only one question. The hiring manager told Jill, “Thank you, but I`ve decided to go with the other candidate.” “What?” cried […] More

  • Can of Peas!

    This 60-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches […] More

  • What does two plus two equal?

    A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What does two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.” The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, four, exactly.” Then the interviewer calls in the statistician and […] More

  • Round of Drinks!!!

    A British guy walks into a bar in Central London and before he could order his drink, he notices a Sikh man wearing a turban. Having a personal grudge against sardars, the British guy says loudly to the bartender to the advantage of everyone seated in the bar, “Drinks for everyone in here, except for […] More

  • Fire!

    A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It`s your only chance to survive!” The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket […] More

  • Making a Point!

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. […] More

  • Jigsaw puzzle…

    John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. “I`ve got a problem,” says Buffy. “What`s the matter?” asks John. “Well, I`ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it`s too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can`t find any edges.” “What`s the picture of?” asks John. “It`s of a big Rooster,” replies Buffy. […] More

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