2014

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  • The devil herself

    A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright. She draped herself in a white sheet and went down to the local cemetery, knowing that her husband was in the habit of taking a shortcut through it on his way home from the […] More

  • Insomnia

    A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination but found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.” “I know,” said the man, “but I […] More

  • Have no worries

    “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden,” a young woman said to her boyfriend. “That’s very kind of you, darling,” her boyfriend replied: “but I don’t have any worries or troubles.” “Well, that’s because we aren’t married yet.” More

  • The Will

    A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: “To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million.” The lawyer continued, “To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in […] More

  • Gorilla removal

    This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. “Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?” the service guy asks. “Boy,” is the man’s response. “Oh yeah, I can do it. I’ll be right there”, says […] More

  • Are X-Rays Bad ?

    Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead. “Oh, no!”, cried the lab technician, “Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiation!” “What does that mean?” asked the worried young man. “It’s serious,” replied the technician. “All your children […] More

  • How you do it

    As the bus pulled away, Janet realized she had left her purse under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved to find out the driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, several off- duty bus drivers surrounded her. One of the men handed over her pocketbook, two […] More

  • Special golf ball

    Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one. “Are you sure?” the friend persisted. “What happens […] More

  • Success

    A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. “Screw me or climb the ladder to success,” she said. No contest, thought the man, […] More

  • Hospital Rules

    Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly […] More

  • The Cleaning Bill

    Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extreamly drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over his shirt. He looks at his buddy and says “My wife is gonna kill me when I get home,this is a brand new shirt! His buddy looks at him […] More

  • Saving Life

    A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” The young man blurted out. “To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics […] More

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