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Until he marries her

Young Son: “Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her” Dad: That happens in every country, son.. Read More »

Baby inside

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?! Read More »

Five cows

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” ... Read More »

Mud bath

A guy goes to see his doctor, and the doctor says, “Well, I’m afraid you have six weeks to live.” The guy says, “Oh damn, well what should I do doctor?” The doctor tells him, “You should take a mud bath once a day for the next six weeks,” and the guy asks, “Why? Is that supposed to help?” and ... Read More »

Would you please do me a favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn’t all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock ... Read More »

Sounds great!

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, ... Read More »

Simple Addition

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Pappu: Seven Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Pappu: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and ... Read More »

Marriage Problems

A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asked the husband, “What has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?” The husband ... Read More »

Both of your hands

A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding hold out both his hands. He asks, “Why are you holding out both of ... Read More »

Working On The Road

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man ... Read More »

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