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A helicopter carrying passenge

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them. Just then ... Read More »

Piece of rubber

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband ... Read More »

Free Hard Drinks On-Board

A flight attendant on an Airline’s cross-country flight nervously announced about 30 minutes outbound from Chandigarh, “I don’t know how this happened, but we have 110 passengers on board and only 40 dinners…” When the passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so that someone else can eat, will receive ... Read More »

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