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It’s Payback Time

Phil had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Phil made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming. Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood up during the pause to offer a reason ‘why ... Read More »

Drinking buddies

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, “So where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland.” “Me too! I’ll drink to that.” They both finish their pints and order two more. “Where in Ireland are you from?” ... Read More »

Medication

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed To me has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition ... Read More »

Pet Store

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to ... Read More »

Smart Cat

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and ... Read More »

The Angel and the Statues

In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other male — both nude. These two statues faced each other for many, many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, “The two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people that have visited the park over ... Read More »

Squirrels are Nuts!

A pedestrian stepped off the curb to cross the street and a car suddenly came screaming around the corner and headed straight for him. He started to run, trying to get out of the way but the car changed lanes and was still coming at him. He turned around to go back to the curb but the car changed lanes ... Read More »

I Dare You

At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. “I’m a millionaire,” he said, “and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember that turning point in my faith. I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church ... Read More »

Iron phone

A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor and told him, “The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron.” The doctor asked her, “What about the other ear?” She replied, “They called back.” Read More »

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