May 2015

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Driveway

A couple pulled into the driveway after their first date. The guy leans over and gives the girl a long, slow kiss. While he’s kissing her, he quietly unzips his pants, takes her hand, and puts it on his penis. When she realizes what it is, she screams, jumps out of the car, and yells […] More
The Rare Parrot

A young man’s mother was now living in the big city and he didn’t see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot, trained to speak seven languages. He had a courier deliver the bird to his […] More

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