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Men vs Women Brains

Men vs Women Brain Analyses: 1. MULTI-TASKING Women’s brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Men’s brains are designed to concentrate on only one thing at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. They stop the TV while ... Read More »

The Preacher and the Frog Princess

An old country preacher was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and I’ll make you happy for the rest of your life.” The old preacher smiled, picked up the frog, and put it ... Read More »

Man on the ladies tee…

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. “Would the gentleman on the Ladies Tee back up to the Men’s Tee, please!!” I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement–“Would the ... Read More »

A woman awakes during the nigh

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes ... Read More »

WHAT??!!

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: Da-ad…” “What?” I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” No. You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…” WHAT?” I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??” I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!” Five minutes ... Read More »

College letters

A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make ... Read More »

Play a Game

One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place an object behind her and describe it. The first person to get it got a piece of candy. First she said, “The object is red and grows on trees.” A kid raised his hand and said “an apple” the teacher ... Read More »

American Customs!!!

A China-man decides to retire and move to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land. A few days after moving in the friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he ... Read More »

Do Cats Go to Heaven?

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” ... Read More »

Alcohol Tolerance

Easy steps to check your Daaru tolerance: Drink 1st peg and check the photo of your wife in your wallet. Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing. Drink 3rd peg and recheck. Drink 4th peg and recheck. If your wife starts looking beautiful, innocent & attractive, stop it there and there itself. These are indications that you hve consumed ... Read More »

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