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Blind, blond & ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?” The man said to the blind man, “Look buddy, I’m blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he’s blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell ... Read More »

Your chances are better…

An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend. “Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.” Read More »

Life Saving Advice

On a cold winter day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. “Give the poor man a glass of brandy,” advises a woman. “Give him a heart massage,” says someone else. “No, just give him some brandy,” insists the woman. “Call an ambulance,” yells another person. “A brandy!” The man suddenly sits up ... Read More »

When Einstein Lost his Ticket

Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn’t find it. Then he ... Read More »

Key to a Happy Marriage

For those of us “of a certain age” and for you youngsters, well, these days will come soon enough! Several days ago as I left a meeting I desperately gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realised I must ... Read More »

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