October 2015

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  • Mind telling me the time?

    BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?” WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.” BLONDE: (confused look on face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.” More

  • I almost..

    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette, “Let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead […] More

  • Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher’s Sunday sermon was ‘Forgive Your Enemies.’ He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 % held up their hands. He then repeated his question once more. All responded, except one elderly lady. “Mrs. Johnson, are you […] More

  • Bad words

    Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball. – “What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father. – “Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?” – “Without, of course.” – “Well, then, he said nothing.” More

  • Early Dementia Test

    It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercising the brain is as important as exercising muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the […] More

  • Two Old Drunks

    Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an ere_ction, I couldn’t bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, […] More

  • Trying on Shoes

    A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk. “Nath, […] More