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Romantic

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” He replied, “I am in the ... Read More »

Decisions

There are three guys in a small boat and it’s sinking fast. In the boat is a Frenchman, an American, and a Puerto Rican. They decide that they have to throw some things overboard in order to save themselves. “Well, I have too much of this wine and cheese,” says the Frenchman, and he throws some overboard. “Yeah, and I ... Read More »

Trying on Shoes

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith ... Read More »

Bull’s Education

A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with. The farmer tells him, “I don’t need a tractor, I have three new ones at the barn.” “Well if you have three new tractors at the barn, why are ... Read More »

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