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The Dentist

Man goes to see dentist and asks “How much to pull two wisdom teeth?” Dentist says “$100.00.” Man says, “too much. Can’t you do it for less?” Dentist says “I can do it for $50 if I cut out the novacaine.” Man says, “that’s better but still too much. Can’t we do it any cheaper?” Dentist says, “I could let ... Read More »

The Dumbest Robber?

After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, “Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?” “Yes we have, your honor,” the foreman responded. ... Read More »

Texan in Hell

A Texan dies and goes to Hell. Like with all new arrivals, Satan enjoys messing with the Texan. First, Satan turns the thermostat to 100 degrees with 80% humidity. Satan goes to check on the Texan only to become angry when he sees the Texan reclining in a lawn chair, sipping iced tea saying, “This is great! Just like Texas ... Read More »

I wish..

Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself. One man said “I wish I could do that.” The other man said “you should probably just pet him first.” Read More »

Snail on the porch…

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there‚Äôs a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says – “What ... Read More »

Buying a horse

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump, and chest.. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I am buying horses, I have to make sure that they ... Read More »

Swimming is prohibited

Officer: “Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake.” Lady: “Why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?” Officer: “Well, that’s not prohibited.” Read More »

PHD

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: “What are you doing these days?” Sparsh: “PHD.” Utkarsh: “Wow! You’re a doctor!” Sparsh: “No, Pizza Home Delivery.” Read More »

A Management Lesson

Once there was a king who had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes. One of the ministers once gave an opinion which the king didn’t like at all, so he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs. So the minister said, “I served you 10 years and you ... Read More »

Birthday Gift

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. “Look!” she said. ... Read More »

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