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The Devil’s In The Details

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, “No, let me see the next room.” In the second room, people are standing in dirt up ... Read More »

Farm Boy Dad

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.” “Aw come ... Read More »

Three Spies

Three Spies are captured in London. One is German, one is French and the other is Italian. First they interrogate the German spy and after 3 hours of torture he talks and is thrown back into the cell with the others. Then the French spy is interrogated, and after about 8 hours of torture they get him to talk and ... Read More »

Interview With The Candidate

During an Interview the Employer asked the Candidate Employer : ‘How long did u work during your last job? Candidate : 30 years. Employer : What’s your age? Candidate : 20 years. The Employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years. Candidate : Overtime. Read More »

Airplane Drink

An airplane encountered some turbulence, it started juddering and rocking noticeably from side to side. The flight crew wheeled out the drinks cart to keep the passengers calm. The attendant asked a business man: “Would you like a drink?” “Why not?” he replied unkindly “I’ll have whatever the pilot’s been having.” Read More »

Two new organs

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news,” The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and said, “Well, give me the good news first.” Smiling, The Lord explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create ... Read More »

Off To Work

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’ Read More »

Police Quotes

“The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?” “Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think ... Read More »

One Sunday morning

One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, William’s dad took him aside. “Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have ... Read More »

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