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Let’s Make A Deal

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, “Hey, we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don’t you guys take a look at it and give me a ... Read More »

The Rules of Good Sportsmanship

The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied the boy. “Do you understand that what matters is we win or lose as a team?” The boy nodded in agreement. The coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t ... Read More »

Does Anyone Know CPR?

I was drinking a margarita when a guy stood up and asked, “Does anyone here know CPR?” Someone else stood up and said, “Yeah, I know the whole alphabet.” We all laughed and laughed and laughed… well, except this one guy. Read More »

Back of the Line

Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks, “Who’s funeral is this?” The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She ... Read More »

A New Breed of Elephant

I took my seven year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it ... Read More »

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