July 2016

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  • Obama’s New Health Care Plan

    Virtually every professional discipline within the American Medical Association’s membership has decided to weigh in on the new health care plan being developed by President Obama’s team, with varying thoughts and recommendations. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut […] More

  • Game 7 of the NBA finals

    It’s game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, “No, the seat’s empty.” The first man exclaims, “What?!? Who […] More

  • Miss you!

    A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…” More

  • Little girl curiosities

    A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish. Her mother thought for a while and then said, […] More

  • Is the Client Always Right?

    A graphic designer on the phone with his client. Designer: Hi. I’m just updating the copy for your form and was wondering if you meant to say “programs” for the third question. Client: No! What I sent along was completely accurate. Just copy it over exactly as it says. I’ll explain it nice and slowly […] More

  • Facebook Love

    My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status “I’m getting a divorce,” he was the first one to click Like. More

  • He Told Me

    In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?” The second answers, “I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here.” The first is curious and asks, “How do you know that you’re Napoleon?” The second responds, “God told me I was.” At […] More

  • Pinkie Pinkerton

    Pinkie Pinkerton lived in a pink one story house on Pink Street. The walls were pink, the roof was pink, the carpet was pink, the flowers were pink, the pictures were pink, the furniture was pink, the bathroom was pink, her stuff was pink, the yard was pink, even her cat was pink. EVERYTHING was […] More

  • The Pope and KFC Deal

    When KFC sales hit a lean patch, Colonel Sanders came up with a brilliant advertising idea. He got in touch with the Pope and asked the pontiff whether he could change the words of the Lord’s Prayer from “Give us this day a daily bread” to “Give us this day a daily chicken.” “I can’t […] More

  • Bedouins

    Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert when one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.” More

  • Blind date

    After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on […] More

  • What human body part

    The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “What human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the […] More

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