Dear Santa, I want…
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: “Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas.” Santa writes back, “Dear Timmy send me me your mommy.” More
2016
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Don’t worry…
Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a “dream home”. Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again. “Joe,” she […] More
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Grandma Loves Oranges
A young teenaged girl was a pro$titute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brỏthel and arrested a group of prỏstitutes, including the young girl. The girls were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in […] More
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Automobile Dealership
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door […] More
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Getting a Cake
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.” Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Golly, it worked!” Puzzled, his […] More
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Sticky Hair?
Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump. Bear says, “Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” Rabbit replies, “No Bear, I don’t. Why do you ask?” So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his a$$ with him. More
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Through the dark
After John had purchased movie tickets for himself and his girlfriend, she went inside to find seats while he got some popcorn. By the time he was served, the previews were being shown and the theater was dark. John stumbled his way through the dark, sat down and gave his girlfriend a kiss. Then he […] More
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Medical prescription
A guy goes to the doctor. Guy: “Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places.” Doctor: “Well, don’t go to those places!” More
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English girl
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says, “An English girl.” The woman kept quiet […] More
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Where’s My Car?
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. “What the heck are you doing ?” he asks the drunk. “I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.” he replies. […] More
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That’s crazy
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back.” “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.” “Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple […] More
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