January 2017

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  • Going On Vacation

    A housewife answered the door bell to find two beggars outside. “So you’re begging in two’s now?” she asked. “No, only for today,” one of them replied. “I’m showing my replacement the ropes before going on vacation.” More

  • Sweet Markings

    When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet… I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. More

  • After dating

    After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes. On the day of the wedding the young man has yet to pay the pastor for performing the ceremony. However the pastor has a plan. […] More

  • Give up my seat

    Little Mary: “Mummy, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.” Mom: “Well, that is alright, Annie.” Little Mary: “But Mummy, I was sitting on Daddy’s lap!” More

  • Nice flowers!

    An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.” His wife was […] More

  • Goddess of wisdom

    During a museum tour the guide explains, “Here you can see the beautiful statue of Athena…” “Excuse me, madam,” a visitor interjects. “Who is that man behind her? Is he her husband?” “No, Athena wasn’t married: she was the goddess of wisdom.” More

  • Trip to the mall

    On a trip to the mall, a couple agreed to split up, visit their favorite shops and meet up again in an hour and a half. So while he visited the bike shop and the sporting goods store, she concentrated on the biggest clothing store. When he met up with her ninety minutes later as […] More

  • Ready for school

    One mother arrived at school each morning with her seven children in tow, all a bit rumpled but never the less on time. Scarcely able to get her one child ready for school on time, another mother asked her how she managed her brood so efficiently. “Easy,” she replied with a smile. “I dress them […] More

  • You aren’t the first doctor..

    Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, “Howard. Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep […] More

  • Drunk date

    A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand. He then orders a second round of shots, drinks the first and again dumps the second on his right hand. The bartender sees this and becomes curious as the guy orders a […] More

  • True bravery

    True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys, then being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: “Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?” More

  • Do you mind?

    A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man’s supper and began whining and jumping up at him. The man noticed this, in fact he was getting rather annoyed at the dog. “Do […] More

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