February 2017

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  • Basic Maths!

    The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths. She said to little Johnny, “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many have you got?” “Seven,” replied Johnny. “No, Johnny,” explained the teacher. “That’s not the right answer. Listen. If I give you two apples, then I […] More

  • Father’s Occupation!!!

    “What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. “He’s a magician,” said the small boy. “How interesting! What’s his favourite trick?” “Sawing people in half.” “Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?” “Yes. One half-brother and two half-sisters.” More

  • A Cold Charity Case

    A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven’t given a penny to charity,” the director began. “Wouldn’t you like to help the community?” The banker replied, “Did your research show that my mother […] More

  • Millions of Years Ago

    While at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney’s Animal Kingdom park, I overheard a confused woman complaining to her friend. She said, “How could they possibly know the names of all those dinosaurs if they died 75 million years ago? And another thing, how do we even know they were called dinosaurs?” More

  • I want to get married!

    Little Paul says to his father, “Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married.” His father says, “For that son, you have to have a girlfriend.” Paul says, “But I’ve found a girl.” “Who?” said his father. “My grandma.” “Let me get this straight.” the father says. “You want to marry my mother? You can’t do […] More

  • Very nice

    One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and more piercings than they wanted to count. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. “Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem very nice.” […] More

  • My Wonderful Sergeants

    Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My sergeants are wonderful”, said one soldier. “I wish I could say the same about mine,” said the other. “You could if you could lie as I do.” More

  • Supposed to wear

    Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. “We’re supposed to wear something that matches our husband’s hair, so I’m wearing black,” said Mrs. Smith. “Oh my,” said Mrs. Jones, “I’d better not go.” More

  • Give Me More Pockets

    “If you put your hand in your right pocket and found 20 dollars, and put your hand in the left pocket and found 50 dollars, what would you do?” “I would immediately rush to my tailor and ask him to stitch more pockets on my trousers!” More

  • Invention of the toothbrush

    Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and acknowledge the originating location. After a very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that […] More

  • Too many lollies

    A mother tells her little boy, “Johnny, you mustn’t eat too many lollies or I’ll hide the lolly jar.” Johnny asks, “Why?” His mother says, “Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!” The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant […] More

  • Will you marry after

    A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.” More

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