February 2017

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  • The Brave Wife

    A husband and wife entered a dentist’s office. The wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or novocaine because I am in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You are a brave woman,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The wife turns […] More

  • Visiting the Grand Canyon

    Three people were visiting the Grand Canyon: a painter, a preacher, and a cowboy. Looking over the massive canyon, each one verbalized his observation: “Incredible!” the painter said. “I’d love to paint a picture of this!” The preacher waved his arms and cried, “Glory! Look what God has done!” The cowboy exclaimed, “I’d sure hate […] More

  • Probably in the carburetor

    A man’s car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story. “Was […] More

  • The postman

    Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does.” The second woman giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.” The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey […] More

  • Join the Army

    A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the Army. “But wait a minute,” said the listener, “She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too, won’t she?” “Sure,” replied the man. “Well? Won’t they find out?” “And who’s gonna tell?” More

  • The young wife

    The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude. “That’s OK with me, honey,” says her husband. “I’ll go get some wood for the fire.” About thirty minutes later, […] More

  • You’d Probably Live Longer

    A couple of hours into a visit with my mother she noticed I hadn’t lit up a cigarette once. “Are you trying to kick the habit?” “No,” I replied. “I’ve got a cold and I don’t smoke when I’m not feeling well.” “You know,” she observed, “you’d probably live longer if you were sick more […] More

  • It’s A Hospital

    Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It’s a big building with a lot of doctors, but that’s not important now! More

  • Morning Exercise

    I do 10 sit-ups every morning… It may not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button! More

  • Midday Surprise

    The week we got our puppy, I caught a stomach bug and stayed home from work one day. That afternoon, my wife called to check up on me. “I’m okay,” I said. “But guess who pooped in the dining room?” My wife’s response, “Who?” More

  • Like a Rolling Stone

    At my ten-year-old’s request, I loaded my Rolling Stones tunes onto his iPod. “I had no idea you liked the Stones,” I said. “Sure. I like all that old-fashioned music,” he said. “What do you mean, ‘old-fashioned music’?” “You know,” he said defensively. “Music from the 1900’s.” More

  • Changing Voice

    My sister explained to my nephew how his voice would eventually change as he grew up. Tyler was exuberant at the prospect. “Cool!” he said. “I hope I get a German accent.” More

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