2017
Yearly Archives
Latest stories
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Slow Mom, Fast Mom!
Little Freddie’s mother was in the hospital, and he was paying a visit to see his new brother. He wandered into an adjoining room which was occupied by a woman with a broken leg. “Hello,” he said. “How long have you been here?” “Oh, about a month.” “Let me see your baby,” he then asked. […] More
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Make a frog noise!
A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make a frog noise.” The Grandpa says, “No.” The little boy goes on, “Please .. please make a frog noise.” The Grandpa says, “No, now go play.” The little boy […] More
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Lights Out
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and dancing but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the […] More
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Husband in a Good Mood
Darling, remember 25 years ago… I had a rented one-room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep beside a 25 yr old beautiful girl. Now I own a luxurious bungalow with, 4 LED TVs, a Limousine and a Porsche, servants… but […] More
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The After-Effects of Marriage
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The lion roared in rage and said, “How dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger […] More
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If I died..
Wife: “Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?” Husband: “Of course not.” Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” Husband: “Ok, I would marry again.” (annoyed) Wife: “Oh…” (sad) Husband: -silence- Wife: “Would you live in our house?” Husband: “Sure, it’s a great house.” Wife: “Would you two sleep in our bed?” […] More
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Diagnostic Machine
A man without medicare or medical insurance injured himself playing tennis and couldn’t afford to go to the doctor. A friend of his told him there was a wonderful new diagnostic machine at the drugstore and suggested he try it out. So the man went down to the drugstore and poured the required urine sample […] More
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What you see?
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. Watson replies, “I see millions of stars. “What does that tell you? Watson ponders for a minute. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it […] More
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Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a […] More
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Soap And Water
After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her life. “Have these dishes ever been washed?” Tina asked, running her fingers over the grit and grime. Jim […] More