2017

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  • Chinese Products!

    A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying, “I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!” A family member pulled her aside and asked, “What did you know?” She replied, “That, Chinese products don’t […] More

  • Playing Doctor

    Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. “Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you try playing doctor for an hour?” “Sounds great,” Steve replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?” “Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for […] More

  • Beer Machismo

    After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decide to go to the pub for a drink. The coors President said “Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please.” The bartender gave him the drink. Then the Budweiser President orders, “The King […] More

  • Time to chat

    Sally phoned her husband, Bill, at work for a chat. “I’m sorry dear,” said Bill, “but I’m up to my neck in work today. I don’t have time to chat.” Sally replied, “But I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you, dear.” “OK darling,” said Bill, “but as I’ve got no time […] More

  • The Gift

    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it […] More

  • Star power…

    Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project — an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger being courted for the top roles. Spielberg really hoped to have the box office “oomph” of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select the […] More

  • Never Forget The Gift!

    The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather irritated when he discovered that none of the boys had bothered to bring a gift, and after the meal, he drew them aside. “You’re all grown men,” he […] More

  • Flowers

    A woman tells her friend that Interflora just delivered a bunch of flowers from her husband. “Now I guess he’ll want me to spend the entire weekend on my back with my legs in the air” “Why?” asks her friend “Don’t you have a vase?” More

  • Water and Whiskey

    A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms “Now, class, closely observe the worms,” said the professor while putting a worm into the water. The worm in […] More

  • Perfect Match!

    A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman… I guess I’ve been looking for the perfect girl.” “Oh, come on now,” said the friend, “Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry.” “Yes, there was a […] More

  • To Do List

    When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work. I promptly added: “Send Michelle money every month.” A few days later my brother wrote: “Make payments on […] More

  • Doctor vs Mechanic

    An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him & said, “Look at this engine… I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back. So why do I get such a small salary? and you […] More

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