40th wedding anniversary

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary…
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever'”.
“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last'”.

Differences

Let’s be honest