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  • Winking Problem

    A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a […] More

  • Hotel Bill

    Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by staying at a Luxury hotel. The next day when thelady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a bill for $250. She is taken aback looking at the bill and starts fighting at the desk on such a big bill. The Manager comes in […] More

  • Personal question

    A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he said to her. “I don’t know,” replied the beautiful young woman. “It depends how personal it is.” “OK,” the guy said. “How many men have you slept with?” “I’m not going to […] More

  • The Big Secret

    An engineer and a psychiatrist meet up for their 20th college reunion. The engineer says, “I’m surprised to see you still looking so young. I’d have thought listening to people’s problems all day would have given you a mass of wrinkles.” The psychiatrist says, “You think we listen?” More

  • Where were you

    A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.” She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. “Don’t take a step further.” […] More

  • Factory Whistle

    An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. “Your workers, they’re escaping!” cries the visitor. “You’ve got to stop them.” “Don’t worry, they’ll be back,” says the American. And indeed, […] More

  • The pharmacist

    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the […] More

  • Nice sheepy

    A Montanan is driving down the road and suddenly sees this Californian hitch hiking. He pulls over offers him a lift and down the road they go. After a few miles they come across this sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Montanan immediately pulls over and jumps out to check out the […] More

  • Embarrassing Situations!

    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” To which she responds by yelling, at the […] More

  • New Secretary

    Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life. One attorney said to the other, “Our secretary is so young, pretty and naive that she might be taken advantage of by some of […] More

  • Your chances are better…

    An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend. “Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.” More

  • Life Saving Advice

    On a cold winter day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. “Give the poor man a glass of brandy,” advises a woman. “Give him a heart massage,” says someone else. “No, just give him some brandy,” insists the woman. “Call an ambulance,” yells another person. “A brandy!” […] More

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