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Smaller Eggs!

It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool!” The Lord said, “Don’t complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water, etc. ... Read More »

Adopted Turtle

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on ... Read More »

Good advice…

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, “BARK!!” and the cat runs away. “See?” says the mother mouse to her baby, “how important it is for you to learn a foreign language?” Read More »

A boy with a monkey

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo.” The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, ... Read More »

High-tech milking machine

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penìs into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as ... Read More »

Five cows

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” ... Read More »

Frog in a bank

A frog walks into a bank. He goes to the only open teller, and sees that her name is Paddy Whack. “Hey, listen” says the frog. “I really need a loan! I’m out of work, and my wife and tadpoles are at home starving! I need money so I can feed them and provide for them!” Now Paddy feels very ... Read More »

Sticky Hair?

Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump. Bear says, “Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” Rabbit replies, “No Bear, I don’t. Why do you ask?” So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his a$$ with him. Read More »

The After-Effects of Marriage

A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The lion roared in rage and said, “How dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you ... Read More »

Camel Questions

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand.” “Okay,” says the son. A few minutes later the son asks, “Mom, ... Read More »

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