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  • Blonde Mother

    There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, […] More

  • Blonde Secretary

    “Did you hear what happened?” Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work. “Hear what” I asked, my curiosity peaked. “The regional vice president died this morning!” “What?!” I asked, totally stunned. “What happened?” “He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack” Jim began explaining. “Everyone was gone […] More

  • The circle

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not […] More

  • Comfortable

    A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and […] More

  • Jigsaw puzzle…

    John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. “I`ve got a problem,” says Buffy. “What`s the matter?” asks John. “Well, I`ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it`s too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can`t find any edges.” “What`s the picture of?” asks John. “It`s of a big Rooster,” replies Buffy. […] More

  • Applause !

    There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn`t then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette […] More

  • Blow the safe !

    Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the […] More

  • For best results

    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms […] More

  • I wish..

    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was […] More

  • New experience

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were […] More

  • A Blonde’s Complaint!

    A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, Ma’am?” said the librarian looking up at her. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible.” Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked, “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters and […] More

  • Ear Ache

    A blonde brought her baby to a doctor. After examining, the doctor right away determined that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for eardrops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every four hours” and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it. Several days […] More

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