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  • Blonde should not be a pilot

    A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and […] More

  • Smart Blonde

    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to […] More

  • Finding Her Place

    On her way back from the theater sitting, a blonde asked a man at the end of the row, “Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?” Man hoping for an apology said, “Indeed you did.” Blonde nodded, and said, “Oh good. Then this is my row.” More

  • Blonde Car Accident

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave […] More

  • Keeping a Secret

    At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let it out some day,” the […] More

  • Blonde Crew

    A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up – a crew of five men and a crew of five blonde women. The company cannot decide who to give the job to, so they give the two groups a test. The […] More

  • Wrong Password

    A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing […] More

  • Two Brazilians

    A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!” Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk […] More

  • The Lunatic Driver

    One morning a blonde’s husband was watching the traffic report on TV. They were talking about some maniac who was driving along the highway in the wrong direction and disrupting traffic He knew his wife would be on that highway on her way to work and he didn’t want her to get hurt, so he […] More

  • The Art of Fishing

    Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde. “Well, if your going […] More

  • Blonde Counsellor

    A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was […] More

  • Blonde Alternative to Cell Phone

    Blonde: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a cell phone?” Blonde: “They’re too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car.” Psychiatrist: “And do you receive any letters?” Blonde: “No, but I figure […] More

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