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Give up my seat

Little Mary: “Mummy, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.” Mom: “Well, that is alright, Annie.” Little Mary: “But Mummy, I was sitting on Daddy’s lap!” Read More »

Ready for school

One mother arrived at school each morning with her seven children in tow, all a bit rumpled but never the less on time. Scarcely able to get her one child ready for school on time, another mother asked her how she managed her brood so efficiently. “Easy,” she replied with a smile. “I dress them the night before!” Read More »

Loud Disturbance

My sister had been ill, so I called to see how she was doing. My ten-year-old niece answered the phone. “Hello,” she whispered. “Hi, honey. How’s your mother?” I asked. “She’s sleeping,” she answered, again in a whisper. “Did she go to the doctor?” “Yes. She got some medicine,” my niece said softly. “Well, don’t wake her up. Just tell ... Read More »

Army Girl

“Daddy,” said my 10-year-old daughter, “I think I want to join the Army.” “Baby,” I answered, “I think the Air Force would be a better option for you.” “But I don’t want to be a pilot.” “You don’t have to be a pilot,” I told her. “There are other jobs in the Air Force.” Her answer: “I don’t want to ... Read More »

That’s A Smart Boy

A little boy goes to the doctor and tells him, “I’m smart Doc!” The doctor says, “Really?” He then points to the boys foot and says, “What’s that?” “That’s my foot.” “Very good,” says the Doc. “What’s that?” he asks, pointing to the boys knee. “That’s my knee.” “Excellent.” “Now, what’s that?” he asks, pointing to the boys elbow. “My ... Read More »

Money to charity

Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. “You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.” Read More »

You don’t know..

In arithmetic class one day, the teacher says to one little fellow, “If you had a quarter, and you asked your father for another dollar and 50 cents, how much money would you have?” “One quarter,” the little boys says. “You don’t know your arithmetic,” says the teacher, shaking her head. The little boy shakes his head, too. “You don’t ... Read More »

Jail Time for Mommy

My older son loves school, but his younger brother absolutely hates it. One weekend he cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday. Sunday morning on the way home from church, the crying and whining built to a crescendo. At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, “Honey, it’s a ... Read More »

What these are used for?

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight,” the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. ... Read More »

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