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  • Broken legs…

    At the hospital, there was a man laying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man. Man said, `Will I be ok, Doctor?” The doctor turned to him and said, “Well there is good and bad news.” “Tell me the bad news”, said the man. “Well,” said the doctor, […] More

  • Observation !

    A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. “You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear.” At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger […] More

  • Bad news

    This guy goes into a doctor’s office.the doctor says “oh mr Jones!We have the results of your test.do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?” The guy shrugs and says “Well I guess I’ll have the bad news first”. “Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live the […] More

  • I know

    A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. “Breast fed,” the woman replied. “Well, strip down to your […] More

  • Doctor, are you sure?

    “Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.” “Dont worry, it wont happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.” More

  • 3rd patient

    One morning at a doctor ‘s clinic a well built man arrives complaining of severe back pain, the doctor examines him and asks OK what happened to your back? The patient replies “you know that I … work as a bouncer for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in […] More

  • Call Me A Doctor

    A young man was standing in the middle of a street and shouting. Young man: Call me a doctor. Call me a doctor. Passer-by(anxiously): What’s the matter with you? Are you feeling sick? Young man(haapily): No, I just graduated from medical college. More

  • First Proctology Exam

    A Guy goes into a proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat. In the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools he noticed there were three items on a stand next […] More

  • Miracle Doctor

    A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this ‘miracle doctor’ to prove that he wasn’t anybody special. “Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I […] More

  • Full Bed Bath

    The nursing student, on her first rotation in the ICU, had to give a patient a full bed bath. She had never given one before and was terribly nervous about it. To make matters worse, the patient was a gentleman in his late sixties who had been admitted after a heart attack. As se nervously […] More

  • Lifetime Medication

    John came home from the doctor looking very worried. His wife said, “What’s the problem?” He said, “The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life.” She said, “So what? Lots of people have to take a pill every day their whole lives.” “Yes, I know,” […] More

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