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First Proctology Exam

A Guy goes into a proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat. In the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools he noticed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table. A ... Read More »

The doctor and the plumber

A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did some mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous, I don’t even make this much money!” The plumber replied, “Neither did I when I was a doctor”. Read More »

Terrible Constipation

A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken last thing at night. Two weeks later the patient returned for a check-up and the doctor asked him how his constipation was. The doctor was rather surprised when the ... Read More »

Benefits of Green Tea

A young woman arrived to her doctor with black and blue signs of beating. Doctor, “What happened?” Woman, “Doctor, I do not know what to do, whenever my husband comes home drunk he beats the hell out of me, almost killing me.” Doctor, “I have a really good medication for it. When your husband comes home drunk you just take ... Read More »

Pneumonia

A patient suffering from a nasty cold visited Dr. D Costa and said groaning, “Doctor, can you cure my terrible cold? It has made things hell for me for the last four or five days.” Having never read about any confirmed cure for common cold, the young, over-zealous doctor advised after much initial hesitation, “You may do one thing. Take ... Read More »

In cider

A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. “Why do you want a glass of cider?” the teacher asks. “To take away the pain,” sobs the little girl. “What do you mean?” the teacher asks. “Well,” sobs the little girl. “I overheard my big ... Read More »

Dynamite

There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was “war”. The first person comes up onto the stage and says, “I’m an atomic bomb.” He gets his applause and steps down. The second person comes up and says, “I’m a hydrogen bomb.” Again, there’s applause and he steps down. And then a naked little ... Read More »

Miracle Doctor

A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this ‘miracle doctor’ to prove that he wasn’t anybody special. “Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can’t taste nothin’, so what ... Read More »

Don’t Be Nervous

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens ... Read More »

Medical Check-up

An old codger goes to visit his doctor about painful peeing. His wife goes with him because the poor old bloke is hard of hearing. After an examination the Doctor says to the old man, “Right, I’ll need you to leave a urine, semen and feces samples for analysis.” The old man didn’t quite hear the Doctor and asks his ... Read More »

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