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  • What do you have?

    A man walked into a Doctor’s office. “What do you have?” the receptionist asked. “Shingles,” he replied. She told him to sit down. Soon a nurse called him and asked, “What do you have?” “Shingles,” he replied. She took his blood pressure, weight, and complete medical history. Then she took him to a room and […] More

  • The nurse

    “What do you do?” a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. “I’m a nurse.” “I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me,” he whispered in her ear. “That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward.” More

  • Feeling dizzy..

    Feeling dizzy and nauseous, Bill went to the doctor. “So,” said the doctor as bill sat on the examining table, “what seems to be the problem?” At once Bill shot his feet, grabbed his hat and coat, and stormed toward the door. “What’s the matter?” claimed the doctor. “The nerve of you!” Bill snapped. “All […] More

  • An apple a day

    A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday. Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away! More

  • I should give up

    “What’s up Bill? You look miserable.” “The doctor’s told me I should give up golf.” “Mmm, he’s seen you play too, has he?” More

  • Following instructions

    A woman brought her baby to see the Doctor, and he determined right away that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every four hours” and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it. Several days […] More

  • Mental Hospital

    A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day. At the front of the room, the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full-size door on a Blackboard and offered ice cream to […] More

  • The Brave Wife

    A husband and wife entered a dentist’s office. The wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or novocaine because I am in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You are a brave woman,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The wife turns […] More

  • It’s A Hospital

    Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It’s a big building with a lot of doctors, but that’s not important now! More

  • Long Life

    Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you. More

  • Serious problem

    Tom went to see her psychiatrist, Dr. Jackson. Tom pleaded to the doctor, “My wife needs help, she thinks she’s ME!” Dr. Jackson said, “That seems to be a serious problem. I will need to see her. Can you get her here to see me.” Tom replied, “But, Dr. Jackson, here I am!” More

  • You aren’t the first doctor..

    Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, “Howard. Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep […] More

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