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  • Why I Fired My Secretary

    I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,”I’m another year older,” but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say, “Happy birthday, dear.” All smiles, I went […] More

  • Baby Feeding!

    A man is sitting next to a woman who’s trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus. The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, “If you don’t suck, I shall give it to the uncle next to me.” The baby still refuses. After about 20 minutes, the woman repeats the threat. […] More

  • 3rd patient

    One morning at a doctor ‘s clinic a well built man arrives complaining of severe back pain, the doctor examines him and asks OK what happened to your back? The patient replies “you know that I … work as a bouncer for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in […] More

  • Sam And His Homework

    One day the teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework. Sam simply said – “No, he did it all by himself”! More

  • Blonde Car Accident

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave […] More

  • The Lunatic Driver

    One morning a blonde’s husband was watching the traffic report on TV. They were talking about some maniac who was driving along the highway in the wrong direction and disrupting traffic He knew his wife would be on that highway on her way to work and he didn’t want her to get hurt, so he […] More

  • Crow Kills!

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to […] More

  • No Backseat Blonde

    A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat. “No!” yells the blonde. Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again. “For the last time, no!” says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, […] More

  • Mrs. Rabbit

    “Listen up!” Noah said in a demanding voice. “There will be NO se x on this trip. All of you males, take off your peckers and hand it to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your peckers back.” After about a week […] More

  • Driving home

    Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: – Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: – You good for nothing, I’ve been screaming for you to watch out, why didn’t you? […] More

  • Solve the problem

    The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. “We’ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don’t seem to be able to get pregnant,” she confessed miserably. “I’m sure we’ll solve your problem,” the doctor reassured her. “If […] More

  • Blind, blond & ballsy

    A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?” The man said to the blind man, “Look buddy, I’m blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he’s blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is […] More

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