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  • World’s Best Wife

    The story may be manufactured or may be real but great for a good laugh. A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000. The house cost him about US$700,000 in […] More

  • Have no worries

    “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden,” a young woman said to her boyfriend. “That’s very kind of you, darling,” her boyfriend replied: “but I don’t have any worries or troubles.” “Well, that’s because we aren’t married yet.” More

  • Exactly like The MOON

    One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class. Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Little Johnny? Little Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon. Professor: Wow !!! What a choice… So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon? Little Johnny: No, no… Professor: Oh, […] More

  • Excuses!

    A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had great sⱸx for […] More

  • The Big Trouble

    The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together. As they all three stood in the hall, the husband, a methodical man, announced, “I wish, before you go upstairs, to acquaint you with my trouble.” The plumber shyly dropped his eyes. “Pleased to meet yer, […] More

  • How many?

    Wife asks husband, “How many women have you slept with?” Husband proudly replies, “Only you, Darling – With all the others, I was awake.” Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4 PM More

  • Wedding night

    A guy on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife “geez, I never realized you had such big breasts.” The wife gets all upset and throws him out. While he is sitting in the hall another guy comes out down the hall. “What happened?” asks the first man. “Well” replies the […] More

  • Marriage Vows!

    When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman. She ran towards him, calling his name, “Joe. Darling, Joe” Joe […] More

  • Rash Driving!

    A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience. Back home, she pleaded with her husband, “Please dear, you must sack this new chauffeur at once. He is so rash he nearly killed me three times this morning.” “Darling, don’t be […] More

  • Husband for sale

    A store where a woman may go to choose a husband has opened in Auckland. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: “You may visit this store only once! There are six floors, and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper […] More

  • A Burger or a Kiss

    Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am… a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all […] More

  • Man of The House

    Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The Man of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, […] More

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