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Requirements

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested, “I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.” The officer said, “Your requirements, please.” “Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don’t go out. ... Read More »

Mess maker

A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things.” The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married I told my husband firmly, ‘Every ... Read More »

Way to a lecture

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer. ‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger. ... Read More »

The happiest day

Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, “Congratulations Harry! I just wanted to tell you I’ve been married for twenty two years, and I am sure that you will always remember this day with ... Read More »

What in bag?

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got ... Read More »

English girl

An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says, “An English girl.” The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later ... Read More »

Next turn

After leaving their wedding reception, a young honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their hotel. The driver wasn’t sure how to get there and said he’d ask for directions when they got nearer to their destination. Meanwhile the lovers started getting really passionate in the back seat. Seeing a fork in the road, the driver said, “I ... Read More »

Three Kinds Of Men

There are three kinds of men in this world… Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened??? Read More »

After the honeymoon…

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.” His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?” The husband says, “I haven’t.” Read More »

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