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Barracks door

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper ... Read More »

Feels good

A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: “Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She’s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it’s not a big deal but it feels good.” The next day when they come home his ... Read More »

Unlike the other fathers

The big shot CEO was in the waiting room of the maternity ward of the hospital. Unlike the other fathers who paced the floor nervously, he sat poring over papers and checking his laptop computer constantly. After several hours, the nurse interrrupted his work. “It’s a boy, sir!” she said. “Well,” snapped the CEO, without looking up, “find out what ... Read More »

Someone who is responsible

A man was interviewing for a job. The interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” “I’m the one you want,” the man replied. “At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.” Read More »

2 reasons

A newspaper writer, after working for 7 long years, was finally granted two months of leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss’ kind offer. The boss asked him why. The newspaper writer said there are 2 reasons. “The first,” he said “is that I thought by taking such a long leave it ... Read More »

Your hair smells nice

A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore and and complains to her Supervisor in HR. Without identifying the guy, she confides what her ... Read More »

Good excuse

Hugh came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time. Hugh?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.” Hugh sighed and said, “Everything went wrong this morning. The wife decided to drive me to the harbour. She got ready ... Read More »

Beware Kind Manager

A wealthy manager was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, ... Read More »

Punctuality

A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?” He smiled & replied, “It’s simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking.” Read More »

Saving money

Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. The bonus went to a young woman in accounting who suggested limiting future bonuses to ten dollars. Read More »

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