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Someone who is responsible

A man was interviewing for a job. The interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” “I’m the one you want,” the man replied. “At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.” Read More »

2 reasons

A newspaper writer, after working for 7 long years, was finally granted two months of leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss’ kind offer. The boss asked him why. The newspaper writer said there are 2 reasons. “The first,” he said “is that I thought by taking such a long leave it ... Read More »

Your hair smells nice

A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore and and complains to her Supervisor in HR. Without identifying the guy, she confides what her ... Read More »

Good excuse

Hugh came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time. Hugh?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.” Hugh sighed and said, “Everything went wrong this morning. The wife decided to drive me to the harbour. She got ready ... Read More »

Beware Kind Manager

A wealthy manager was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, ... Read More »

Punctuality

A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?” He smiled & replied, “It’s simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking.” Read More »

Saving money

Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. The bonus went to a young woman in accounting who suggested limiting future bonuses to ten dollars. Read More »

CEO Error

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his teeth. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he ... Read More »

Interview With The Candidate

During an Interview the Employer asked the Candidate Employer : ‘How long did u work during your last job? Candidate : 30 years. Employer : What’s your age? Candidate : 20 years. The Employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years. Candidate : Overtime. Read More »

Off To Work

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’ Read More »

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