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Good-natured boss

Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.” “You know you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Smith, “I didn’t realize it. You don’t suppose she’s faking, do you?” Read More »

Ski Trip

Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him. Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he ... Read More »

The Good News

“I’m afraid I have some bad news for you,” the secretary said to her boss. “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” her boss asked. “Can’t you tell me some good news for once?” Read More »

Overpaid

A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by £2000. He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet. At the end of the following month when he opens the cheque, he sees that he’s been underpaid by £2000. Fuming, he goes to have it out with ... Read More »

The same question

One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. What would you do if you found an extra €50 in on your paycheck that you shouldn’t have received? The first one said, “I’d give it back as it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to it.” When he asked the ... Read More »

Partial disability

A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” the interviewer asks. “Yes, I was a Marine,” responds the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for two years and I have a partial disability.” “May I ask what happened?” “Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I ... Read More »

New secretary…

A guy walked into his friend’s office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asks. “Oh, its my wife,” replied the man sadly. “She’s hired a new secretary for me.” “Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she blonde or brunette?” “Neither, He’s bald.” Read More »

I Want This Done Right

A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you know how to operate this thing?” he asks. “I have an important paper here and I want to make sure this is done right.” “Sure,” the other man answers. “Just put the paper in ... Read More »

Work Phone

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss. Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use home phone, I use my work phone. Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone. Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone. All of them shocked and together looked at ... Read More »

The boss

The boss of a major manufacturing facility was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning, he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss!” He then taped it to his office door. Later that day, when he returned from lunch, he found ... Read More »

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