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  • Bad Boomerang

    Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick. More

  • Knife Juggler

    A music hall entertainer is stopped by the police for having a faulty brake light and, on the back seat of the car, the policeman spots a whole set of knives. He ask the man why he has them – doesn’t he know it’s against the law to carry knifes? The man explains that the […] More

  • Blonde Waitress

    “How come you’re late?” asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door. “It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was […] More

  • Mrs. Rabbit

    “Listen up!” Noah said in a demanding voice. “There will be NO se x on this trip. All of you males, take off your peckers and hand it to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your peckers back.” After about a week […] More

  • Training The Blonde

    An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the […] More

  • Pregnant With Twins

    The other day my neighbor, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘What the heck,’, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, “I have some really great news!” I said, “Great. Tell me why […] More

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