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Barber shop

President George Bush and President Barack Obama ended up at the barbershop at the same time. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had President ... Read More »

Which one

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist! Read More »

Little Billy

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a ... Read More »

Rulers and Servants!

An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic view of Vijay Chowk and Rajpath. Came the closing hour and thousands upon thousands of clerks poured out of their offices. The place was crammed with bicycles and pedestrians. “Who are all these peoples?” ... Read More »

The Devil

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is ... Read More »

Corruption Case

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated. The witness ... Read More »

World War III

George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, “Yep, that`s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?” Bush says, “We`re planning World War III”. ... Read More »

Political Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated. The witness ... Read More »

Vote for Me

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians. A Congress man quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m the local MP and I hope you’ll vote for me in the next General ... Read More »

Doctor demented

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.” Then the German doctor bragged, “That”s nothing, we can take a lung out of ... Read More »

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