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Hamster to the vet

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature, the vet pronounces it dead.
Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis, the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.
“There,” says the vet. “Your hamster is dead.”
Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion.
The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking its head.
“It’s definitely dead sir,” says the vet.
Convinced, the man asks how much he owes.
“That will be $1000, please.”
“$1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead?” fumes the man.
“Well,” says the vet…. “There’s my diagnosis, the lab report, and the cat scan.”

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature, the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis, the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and …

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