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Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide.I said, “Come on, you know you don’t want to do this!”
She said, “I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways.”
For some reason I actually believed her and pushed through the door, and saw she had a rope tied to around her ankles.I asked “Are you really trying to hang yourself?”
“Yeah, so what?”
“Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks”
“Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn’t breathe.”

Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide.I said, “Come on, you know you don’t want to do this!” She said, “I damn well do wanna do …

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