Wife: “Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?”
Husband: “Of course not.”
Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
Husband: “Ok, I would marry again.” (annoyed)
Wife: “Oh…” (sad)
Husband: -silence-
Wife: “Would you live in our house?”
Husband: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
Wife: “Would you two sleep in our bed?”
Husband: “Where else would we sleep?”
Wife: “Would you let her drive my car?”
Husband: “I guess I would, it’s almost new.”
Wife: “Would she use my golf clubs, too?”
Husband: “No, she’s left handed.”
Wife: -silence-