It's no good | Hot Jokes

“It’s no good, Mabel, I can’t find anything wrong with you, it must be the effects of drinking,” said the doctor.
“Well, in that case I’ll come back when you’re sober!” exclaimed the woman.

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It’s no good

Come quickly

Burglar

How were people born?

The milkman

Disease

Blonde Waitress

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