Marriage Vows!

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died.
Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman.
She ran towards him, calling his name, “Joe. Darling, Joe”
Joe said, “Hold your horses woman, and don’t give me that ‘darling’ shit. The deal was very clear: ‘Until death do us part’.”

Speech Impediment

Two Irishmen