New Secretary

Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life.
One attorney said to the other, “Our secretary is so young, pretty and naive that she might be taken advantage of by some of those fast-talking city guys. Why don’t we teach her what’s right and what’s wrong?”
“Great idea,” said the partner. You teach her what’s right.”

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