Requirements

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested, “I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.”
The officer said, “Your requirements, please.”
“Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don’t go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.”
The officer listened carefully and replied, “I understand. You need television.”

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